Fwd: A fairytale story about money, travel, and 'the curse' or crushing joy of marriage

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Hi,

Once upon a time, a younger Johnny dreamed of living in a camper.

The idea of frolicking from state to state, totally free from life's cares and  responsibilities with nothing to hold him back sounded appealing.

And who could blame him?

Younger Johnny worked from a laptop after leaving his band director job, and lead guitarist all of his smartphone/ laptop-working friends seemed to live in campers, 4x4s/ SUV's, 'Rock-star' RV double decker busses,  RVs, mobile homes, houseboats, yachts, boats and vans etc.

As Johnny scrolled through his fb/Instagram feeds every day, he saw their smiling faces in every location you could imagine:

- Oceans

- Beaches

- Mountains

- Down by the river

- Questionable RV parks  (Mobile/ Tiny Home Parks)

- Across the great pond (both, Pacific/ Atlantic Oceans), in foreign lands    

It looked so amazing. Bobby felt his life would be so much better if he could *just* live the way that these people who were obviously filled with wanderlust and joy were living.

So one day, Bobbo gathered the courage, went to his wife, and asked the simple question:

"Coral... what do you think about living in a camper? Imagine the adventure. The freedom. The hipster-esque 'hippie' lifestyle. Just imagine..."

After taking some quality time to think about it (literally less than one milisecond, she actually cut him off), his wife said:

The F@kery!  Absolutely freaking not. Fcuk.com No, not only NO, but HELL NO! 

This is definitely, a hard no.

So now, Johnny happily lives in his home, never wondering what could have been.

Just think in my day we had 'Wonderwoman,' 2day we wonder is that a women?

Caitlyn wins 'Woman of the Year?

The end.

Johnny

- M$$M

P.S. - If you've wondered about the financial pros and cons of camper life, read this beautiful piece of art.

P.P.S. - ... would you live in a camper if you had the chance? Lemme know. I have to live vicariously through someone so it might as well be you.

P.P.P.S. - Pssst, don't tell anyone, Johnny secretly, every chance he gets, goes 'camping,' in a 'teardrop' trailer, he has driven 3995 miles coast to coast .... given that they take two vaca a year, one together and one separately ;-) :-) ;-) now that he's retired ...they're 6 months a piece... LOL! Hush, Sssssh...

Once in a while he'll mix it up a bit... Hush, Hush, Sssssh...

2008 ('09) FJCruiser  'teardrop' & CanAm Renegade, respectively.

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From: Millennial Money Man <bobby@millennialmoneyman.com>
Date: Wed, Nov 13, 2019 at 10:15 AM
Subject: A story about money, travel, and the crushing joy of marriage
To: <joaoa.desilva2018@gmail.com>

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